The Week in Weird (Sex Doll Rescue Edition)

Have you ever used an inflatable sex toy as a lifesaving flotation device? Or worn a cologne that smelled like money? Or tried to put out a house fire by shooting a gun at it? Find out who has in this week’s Weird News roundup.

If you think you’re really smart, you can jump ahead and take the Fark Weird News Quiz without this little recap. If not, let’s get started.

In the event of a water hazard, you may use your marital aid as a flotation device

The severe storms in Australia and the subsequent flooding in Brisbane have captured the attention of people from around the world. Australia is no stranger to storms, but this one is the worst they’ve seen in 100 years. Residents of flooded areas have taken scary photos of the devastation as well as quite a bit of video, including this Toowoomba flood dragging a parking lot full of cars downriver. Pretty biblical stuff.

 

An Australian couple found an exciting new use for a blow-up doll when they turned an inflatable sex toy into a raft. But they had to be rescued when the woman lost her grip on the doll in the rough waters of the Yarra River outside Melbourne on Sunday.
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An Australian couple found an exciting new use for a blow-up doll when they turned an inflatable sex toy into a raft. But they had to be rescued when the woman lost her grip on the doll in the rough waters of the Yarra River outside Melbourne on Sunday.

So the world has been watching, which makes it even more embarrassing for the two Australian teenagers who were rescued from floodwaters while clinging to an inflatable sex doll near Melbourne. The young man and woman were attempting to float downriver on the sex toy, but the woman had to be rescued by a kayaker when she wasn’t able to maintain her position on the pornographic life raft. The man, of course, showed remarkable agility in remaining on top of it. Rescuers managed to save both victims, wrapping the woman in a blanket and giving the man a cigarette and a TV remote.
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